Crazyfool’s Fun Quiz

“You haven’t lived till you have died after quiz related violence.”

Section 1 – Easy peasy, Admiral Bombow is queasy.

1. How many floors does the Keep have?
2. How many brass monkeys are there?
3. What are the directions from the Jetty to the vicious rocks?
4. Name 3 kinds of food which play a part in Mudii.
5. Name 5 one person rooms found in The Land.
6. How many tombs are there?
7. How many zombies are there in a normal set bar player killing?
8. What are the bad guys in Quake 4 called?
9. If I started at swamp and went north six times and then west, where would I end up?
10. Name all the boats which can be used in The Land.

Section 2 – Name the Player.

1.He could be by arch nemesis and sounds like an angry dragon. Doesn't like hairdressers.
2.Think of the League of Gentlemen and the town where it is set but move it to Spain.
3.Rarely seen Wizard these days who shares his name with a rather reckless mobile.
4.Used to be other Wallace’s pet but now has more evil ideas.
5.A character from the bible who takes hair loss to a whole new level. Think Tom Jones.
6.Odd chap who used to like cats with no tails but now prefers medical equipment fetishes and risqué columns.
7.Shes the queen of the social gathering but can also be a real Paine in the bum.
8.Used to play under Vella but chose to take up more nocturnal activities when they became immortal.
9.Melancholy lady whose married to the top man. (not me)
10.He onces pushed Hal off a cliff which is so funny my ribs ache like fresh bruises after a weeks naked paintballing with Pippin.

Section 3 – Riddle me this, riddle me that. I just lost a trombone and ran over a cat.

1.Im found at the swamp but make no noise. You better be snappy cos you aint seen me..right?
2.You wouldn’t want to deck all the halls with me but you will be up for the chop without me.
3.Found in the cottage and used for the fire. Take it to the isle of you wish but be in for a shock.
4.The only reading material found under the well.
5.Deadly to undead and found in the temple. Available to easy to use sachets.
6.Stylish weapon found in the tombs.
7.Vegetable which used to be popular with lowlifes. Only now seen on busy bashse.
8. Unlucky mobile which tends to end up on the sharp end of the deal. Don't rub it up the wrong way.
9.The best weapon for magic users, if only she would shut up.
10.Edger Allen Poe would be very pleased to run into this wiley old bird.

Section 4 – Know the Land.

1.The ground is pockmarked with holes, suggesting the presence of a large colony of animals.
2.Around you is a delightful pasture. To the northwest you see a strange forbidding cottage.
3.There seems to be due to the presence of an evil wood to the east and south for north and west are more pastures which seem far greener and lusher than here.
4.You are standing on top of a great hillside in front of a massive gateway. Below you to the south, the hillside is spiked with mellow olive groves.
5.You are on the steps of an elegant temple, which stands in the middle of an ornamental lake.
6.You are in a room of badly hollowed out earth. The floor is littered with rotting debris. The only ways out from this foul smelling hole seem to be the west and north.
7.All about you, the walls seem to be a hazy formless blackness but there is a visible opening to the north whence comes an eerie golden light.
8.A large ancient archway straddles the Island, its faces well eroded over many thousands of years.
9.The irregularly-shaped room in which you find yourself is an old cave initially opened up by the sea but since enlarged by man.
10.Exposed oak beams, soft velvet covered, a sense of decency and decorum.

Section 5 – Harder than Phil Mitchell on steroids after he beat up Kathy that time in the Vic.

1.Under what name did Crazyfool make wiz?
2.Which goblin has magic?
3.What does it say on cardboard box0?
4.How many dwarf guards are there?
5.Which number rolled with the die will cause carnage?
6.Name 10 hedgehog locations.
7.Name all the places you can med for icons.
8.Which persona once organised a meet where no one showed up?
9.Name 2 mobiles which cannot be killed by mortals.
10.Which persona loves maps and has probably made several passes at cenedra in his time, and runs his own property business where he is subject to crank calls on a daily basis.

During the mudmeet everyone was divided up into 5 teams, each team headed by an arch wiz. Below are the scoring sheets from each time. Team 2 won!

Team 1 answers

Team 2 answers

Team 3 answers

Team 4 answers

Team 5 answers